Or something along those lines.

So, hi, I am Redditor R2430-12, another faceless soul from southwestern Ontario (EST) who spends most of his time hibernating and engaging in various hermit-esque activities.

More accurately, these activities include visiting eateries alone, pretending I can paint better than the average toddler, binge-watching old shows/cartoons/movies from the fantasy/sci-fi genre, and indulging in online RPG's (i.e. FF14/WoW retail).

While it would be all too easy to attribute my current lifestyle to a demanding office job, distant social circle, fussier-than-average roommate, or the current weather, these would only be convenient excuses: I have always struggled with opening up and putting myself out there.

Which is where you come in.

In an effort to be slightly less introverted -- and possibly discover an internet miracle -- I figured I would give my favorite subreddit another twirl.

Preferably, I get along best with patient, upfront, and gregarious individuals who have relatable interests/experiences or someone who is open about their life and different opinions, but ultimately, I am looking to build more connections -- real or digital.

As such, if you feel like striking up a random conversation, shamelessly flirting the night away, starting a new activity outside Reddit, or can be enticed into a public venue by a large pizza, send your favorite icebreaker and tell me a bit about yourself and current aspirations.

While I have no real expectations, in the event there are more of you then expected, I will be prioritizing responses based on effort and whether you reside on the same continent; however, do not let that discourage you if you happen to be a frequent traveler or an exceptionally loquacious individual.

Looking forward to learning your name.

Ciao!