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MonsterTaterTots is a male age 41 looking for a female
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I don't like long walks on the beach. I prefer short walks to the refrigerator for a beer during a sports game (my dogs aren't trained to get me one).

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Does that mean I am lazy and fat? No. I am known as a gym rat. I once went to the gym for the free pizza day at Planet Fitness and caught my friend's girlfriend getting too close to some other guy in the squat rack. I told him what she did (after eating half a pie). So yea....GYM RAT---ladies, please don't ask for pics...... (guys either)

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I do not like dancing. However, sometimes I do it in the shower as I singā€¦waitā€¦..Iā€™m just washing myself off, not dancing. Well, the arm raises and bending is the closest I get to dancing. Take it or leave it.

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I donā€™t like seafood. Having said that, I donā€™t really do candlelit dinners. Iā€™m here all night/// bad dum tsss

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I have a caring side. I hate people that chew with their mouth open or pick their fingernails and I donā€™t mind telling them to shut the hell upā€¦..oops, thatā€™s my Karen side, not my caring side. Close enough.

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What am I looking for here? Extremely hot females in my area that are looking for a hookup tonightā€¦.. No no no, thatā€™s only a joke. Perhaps a simple ā€œkā€ every 3 days will suffice.

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Thank you for listening to my TED Talk

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a male
Age
41
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a female
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