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33 [M4F] 'Twas the Monday before Christmas
Author Summary
Happyhats123 is a male age 33 looking for a female
Post Body

And all through the house, not a creature was stirring, for I had no spouse.

The post was made, with wonder and care, in hopes of a match soon to be shared.

The puppy was nestled, snug in the bed, while visions of chasing rabbits danced in his head.

With the sound machine playing, and me in my sweats I had just settled down to long winter nap.

When out from my DM's there rose such a beeping I sprang to my phone, to see if my Amazon box was creeping

Pulled up to my reddit, my fingers did mash, Pushed away notifications, no I don't want premium door dash!

To my great surprise, what did appear, but an amazing connection, and sadly no reindeer.

Of course there more to this poem, that is sure to be true, and if you want to know more, just hit to send a message, you know you want to.

Cheesy poems aside, I'm a fun loving guy looking for a connection, I don't ghost, I do dishes and I can fold laundry.

Message me if you would like to chat more!

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60%
Account Age
3 years
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Yes
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64
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63
Comment Karma
1
Profile updated: 4 days ago

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Post Details

They Are
a male
Age
33
Looking For
a female
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15 hours ago