This is my open invite to find someone who wants to do cheesy Christmas stuff, like taking naps by the light of the Christmas tree, trying the weird Christmas beers they put out at Trader Joe’s and instead of actually baking the Christmas cookies we just eat the dough.

Here is me https://imgur.com/a/IDIZMf3 Im a thick little weirdo who occasionally cleans up nicely but often doesn’t. Photos reflect this. I lift weights for fun. A yapper to the extreme. And a friend until the bitter end. I am who I am and you can take it or leave it, I won’t be offended.

I am a piece of every person I’ve ever loved and known. And so are you and that’s amazing. When I go to concerts (and boy do I go to concerts) I always take one deep breath do a complete 360° then let the breath out and take in the fact that me and zillion others are there because one time, we heard a song by an artist and it changed us just a little bit. Enough to be there and to listen at the very least.

We are probably compatible if you enjoy any or all of the following: coffee shops, dive bars, breweries, appetizers as the main course, live music, sporting events, traveling to weird places, sleeping in when you can, laughing at absolutely nothing and being a downright good time.

We probably aren’t compatible if you’re super into video games - like this is your main hobby into - or anime. You’re overly analytical. You’re overly sensitive and you can’t take a joke.

I’m seeking someone with a good personality, who I can tell actually read this post. You don’t need to respond to the whole thing. I’m just giving jumping off points. I want someone who wants to talk daily/regularly (within reason). Age preference is ~26-43 with some flexibility. Chats over messages preferred - no I will not hop on other app. Should be willing to eventually share a photo as mutual attraction is important.