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37 [M4F] Texas/USA - my Pros and Cons, a memoir
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ElevenSixteen is a male age 37 looking for a female in Texas
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Hi! Thanks for clicking my post, wanna be friends?? Here are my pros and cons.

Pros:

  • Can DEFINITELY jam out in the car to just about any song over 10-15 years old

  • Personality type is INFJ, might be a con depending on how you look at it.

  • Sometimes im funny (that’s a lie, I’m funny ALL the time not just sometimes).

  • I’m human, no need for that CAPTCHA bullshit.

  • I can write more than one word at a time as evidence by this message, it’s a dying art.

  • You want memes? Oh boy are you in for a TREAT.

  • Oh you want puppy pics?? SWEET, I got two rescues who love showing off for the camera.

  • A friend who listens and gives good advice? Probably not good, but I’ll listen and give SOME advice!

Now on to some Cons

  • I hate being around people.

  • I wear a crossbody bag in public.

  • I rarely let a song end before switching to the next, I’m sorry.

  • I curse like….a fuck ton.

  • I sing in the shower.

  • Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.

  • Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car.

If you need more pros! I can ask my mom, And if you need more cons, I can ask my friends.

So yeah! If that sounds like your type of friend, hit me with an orange envelope ☺️☺️. Due to difficulty with trying to keep a conversation with someone with the opposite schedule, please be somewhat close to central time. Or just like…not opposite. Mention the phrase Pineapple on pizza so I know you read the entire thing please 😊

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37
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a female
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