its like the song, “ooOooOooo Witchayyyy womannn”. also great seinfeld reference.

hey there. This will be a longish post but I am certain in what I am looking for so it’s worth the read and listen.

I’m here to find someone who shares similar interests in various topics for a solid foundation of friendship with the goal of it turning into a relationship. That would be the intention that it leads to more but would depend on vibe check, compatibility, physical attraction. I only would want to talk to someone with the same intention. I need to get to know someone well before it can move past friendship, but I promise I’m worth the wait.

About me

I live in the US on the east coast, not tied to here though. Professionally I work in the software industry as an engineer. Quality Assurance to be exact - be sure to ask me if I’m like Creed Bratton. Maybe I should start sprouting mung beans.

I really want to travel a lot in the future. I have lived in Australia and New Zealand, and have very TBD plans to go back, at least for holiday. Hoping someone shares a wanderlust that I do.

I am into spiritual topics big time. I practice meditation, I like reading about Buddhism, I collect crystals, and I’m a reiki practitioner (I can totally send you distance reiki). I love astrology and I’m looking for the right match where we just talk about transits and new moon rituals for hours.

my big three are Aquarius sun, Taurus Moon, Cancer Rising. I have a bunch of 6th house capricorn placements, so you know I already have done a lot of self work in my life. (I feel like this is an astrology r4r right now😅).

I also practice tarot but its less so. hoping I meet someone who can teach me a thing or two in any of these topics! would be fun to do readings and chart analyses of one another.

I feel confident I’m ready to dive into a new chapter with someone and really want compatibility and companionship over anything with another person. It would be a slow burn but that’s what makes it great.

Physically I am 5’6 with blue eyes, light brown short hair (not super short or anything, trying to grow it a bit). I’m a slim build, nice eyebrows, even nicer voice, which you could be the judge of that here:

https://vocaroo.com/1lJuu4lBhd4U

I enjoy deep intellectual conversations mixed with banter and memes. I really love it listening to someone talk about their passions, even if I dont understand it. intelligence is really attractive to me. if you work in a STEM field, or are into psychology in any way please step to the front.

I dislike small talk. asking “how are you?” is the worst form of conversation starter. questions like that are reserved for already established connections.

I play the ocarina, very well I would say (but I couldn’t tell you what note means what)…I can play by ear so give me requests! It would be fun if you played an instrument. Put me in my place by absolutely shredding it on the harp.

I have a chonker kitty who I adore and will absolutely send you pics. I prefer cats to dogs but will always welcome pics of either.

TV: breaking bad, seinfeld, better call saul, south park, golden age simpsons, curb, always sunny, the office, star trek (TNG is best, debate me! actually don't because I only have really seen TNG, some voyage, the lower decks (good show too) )

Movies: not much of a movie guy but I enjoy the John Wick series, comedies, and sci fi. Maybe you can change that?

Games: Fallout, Bioshock, Prey, Overwatch (duo with me?) , League of Legends, civ, stardew, a bunch of others in my steam library collecting dust

Books: not much BUT, have just finished "The Heart of the Buddha's teaching" which is pretty good, Rapture by John Shirley, anything dystopian or sci fi is good in my book (haha...pun)

annnnd here are some buzzwords about me as I have written a bit already: gaming, NFL (jets fan…sadly😂), PC building, pokemon, documentaries, Carl Jung / talking about the unconscious mind, nerdy, aspiring DnD player (PLEASE GET ME TO PLAY), former (but re-aspiring) podcast creator.

About you

• 25-39 (no exceptions)
• can verify yourself at some point, I will too. That can just be a video chat.
• mentally healthy and stable. I value going to therapy and you should too.
• excellent communicator, emotionally intelligent
• Interests include a least a few of what I mentioned
• enjoys stimulating conversation voice calls

As far as the physical goes, all shapes and sizes are appreciated here. I do prefer larger body types such as chubby/plus size/BBW and those who are taller than me but those are all just preferences. I also really like a nice voice. But please don’t let a preference of mine hold you back from messaging!

I dont want to sound harsh but I need to be with someone with a pretty face. I am willing to swap pics early, but also dont want to rush so as not to ruin the mystery so soon. I value getting to know someone first and foremost.

I prefer those of the Alt aesthetic and lifestyle, those into spiritual stuff, and those who are or lean dominant in their personality. My type is a certified yapper with tattoos and piercings who teases me when we’re gaming.

If my post resonates send an introduction chat message and include your age, location/time zone, and your second favorite color (so I know you read this far). I will not respond if those arent included. Low effort messages are automatically ignored. Voice clips are a bonus but not required.

Have a great day!