I keep posting in other pages hoping to find age appropriate people. When this page exists. Man am I a silly gooberton.

I feel like It will come to me after I hit post. THE exact message I want to relay. But I'll just ride with what is on my head.

I'm tired. I know we all are with the dating world but man. The stories I have would ... they aren't like evil or dramatic. Just unendingly annoying. And I just want to be done with it. I want to find. One woman.

Just the one. I'm not greedy. Plus I don't have time for that. Just the one lady. And then I wanna love on her. Rub her tummy. Hypothetically. Or wash board abs. Or like. Your rib cage? whatever. And frolic. I fucking frolic already but man. A team frolic? People would be so jealous. I mean shit I have jealous ass weirdo people now. Imagine them seeing me be my weird ass self with a sweet hypothetically little lady? Yikes.

Go on adventures. Like. Actual adventures. So if you're an ole comfort zone ass person. You have to leave me alone. You will annoy the piss straight out of my ballsack. Care about each other. Hug. Man. I don't hug. I have hugged. But its always like obligation hugs. Like damn. They just gave me pizza... can't deny their hug T_T...

Despite my silly nature I don't take life as a joke, and man. I can't believe there are people out there that believe its one or the other. Thats scary.

I want to find a partner. A friend. An adventure buddy. All in one. And then just. Live happily ever after. Doing taxes. Stealing candy from babies. Etc etc.

Anywho. I'm 6'1. Single. No kids. I don't drink do drugs or smoke, and if you smoke? You gotta pass me by. Smoke cigs. I mean technically if you're some overly dependent marijuana smoker that sucks too. I like naps, potatoes and curvy ladies. I value integrity. Self growth. Hygiene. And all that boring decent human shit.

I will not celebrate toxic behavior, lmao. You can yeet that at someone else. Peace. Or go away.