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37 [M4F] Texas/USA - BFF position open, apply within!!
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ElevenSixteen is a male age 37 looking for a female in Texas
Post Body

  • No experience needed, applicant will be trained

  • Paid in memes and pup pics

  • Must work weekends and holidays

  • Must be fluent in sarcasm

  • Must come in early and stay late

  • Benefits include being my bff and that’s about the best benefit ever.

I'm guessing you're wanting to know about me now huh? Well you're in luck because I feel like sharing some Fun Hobbies (lol jk they aren't fun at all, kinda sad TBH) I like to partake in, here there are!

Hobbies include...

  • Switching between the same 4 apps for hours.

  • Not speaking to anyone for days at a time.

  • Listening to the same songs i listened to 15 years ago.

  • Putting myself in situations that will never exist

  • Long walks to the liquor store.

  • Staying in my pajamas way too long.

  • Staying up wayyyy too late.

  • Being tired all day due to previous statement.

  • Drinking everything but water.

  • Putting stuff in my cart online but never checking out.

  • Making lists of things i will never do.

So yeah! If that sounds like your type of friend, hit me with an orange envelope. Due to difficulty with trying to keep a conversation with someone with the opposite schedule, please be somewhat close to central time. Or just like…not opposite Lol. Mention the phrase Pineapple on pizza so I know you read the entire thing please 😊

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a male
Age
37
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a female
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