I'm calmer than you are and I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... With nail polish.
Me: - New dog mom - Well read, well traveled - Good baker, better cook - Leslie Knope level enthusiasm for my job - High EQ - Outdoorsy as much as I am indoorsy - Will talk a lot of shit during video games, board games, and if my sportsball team plays your team - Easy laugh - Not nerdy - Roasting is my love language - Tall (5'8"), plus size, and bold enough to include a photo
You: - Prefer to spend money on experiences over material goods - Want a cheerleader to pump you up every day - Are passionate about your job or hobbies - Want that DINKWAD life - Can make me laugh - Willing to do the dishes I will inevitably stack in the sink - Won't try to get me to watch anime - Liberal atheist/agnostic
Us: - Charcuterie and wine for dinner - Car karaoke on road trips - New stamps in our passports annually - Yelling at those damn kids to stay off our lawn
Slide into my DMs with a sense of humor.
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