a little bit about me:
dynamite business acumen a christian-themed pizzeria called the risen crust. boom! solid gold.
communist gorilla i am a leftist, which means that i believe the government should give everyone free weed and strawberry milkshakes. communism is when internet is free and everyone can afford to go to the doctor.
hungarian princess i am winner many beauty pageant in homeland. how many egg you have? one egg worth many castle now.
huge catch imagine you found your dream car at a police auction and the only thing wrong with it is a couple of bullet holes and it smells like weed.
likes futurama, bob's burgers, ursula k leguin, modernist poetry, starship troopers, getting really into exercise for two weeks at a time, chocolate chip cookies, musical theater, animal odd couples, history, philosophy, big trees, old houses, solarpunk futures
a bit about you:
the hairier the better. robin williams level, ideally.
love manly shit like woodworking and guns or something
love to read which would mean you are smart and i will start reading more books so you'll think i'm smart too.
in a solid place in your life. i need someone i can look up to.
can be vulnerable, occasionally you can appreciate poetry but under no circumstances would ever send me love poetry. gross.
live in the southeast us or able to travel there pretty soon if we hit it off, i'm only interested in something irl
a bit about us:
- have you ever seen that looney tunes cartoon with the chihuahua and the bulldog? that's my ideal relationship dynamic.
ok sounds good? let's play!
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