Hey. So... I'm this 39-year-old mom-slash-artist who makes "beautiful things." Whatever that means. I guess I should mention I'm short and curvy.
I made this totally ridiculous New Year's resolution to draw portraits every day because I suck at them. Like, really suck. It's almost impressive how bad I am.
But fr fr ... I just LOVE things. No really, I do. I love first conversations where everyone's super awkward and no one knows what to say. It's like... deliciously uncomfortable. slight smirk
And I'm obsessed with these pretentious words like "vellichor" and "petrichor" because apparently regular words aren't good enough anymore. shrugs
I love scars. Dark ones. Twisted ones. The ones that make people at parties really uncomfortable when you start talking about them. Those are the best.
Oh, and watercolors. They just... do their thing. Like, wow. prolonged stare
If you're over 30 and can form complete sentences, message me. But like, actually try? Because I get so many messages that just say "hey" and I just... long pause, blank stare ...can't.
Just don't be boring. I literally cannot handle boring right now.
That's it. That's my whole thing.
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