Hi! I am Rob. Rob is good! Here are ways in which he is good, that you might find enjoyable.

Important details:

• I brush my teeth, and bathe myself daily
• I smell great the majority of the time
• I have a nice haircut ...Usually. It is rainy, damp, cold weather right now and my main winter hairstyle is, "beanie-hair"
• I am passably intelligent, kind, and occasionally funny
• I know how to iron clothes. I am told this is an unparalleled female aphrodisiac, so I am including it here
• I love my mother, but not excessively so
• I have long fingernails on 4 of my fingers (thumb included) on my right hand. I take very good care of them, and they are typically painted white. They look funny because I am not good at shaping them yet.

Details that are less deliberately satiric (but still true), and also very important:

• I prioritize the people I care about
• I have a big piece of wood with metal wires on it, and when I hit the wires with my fingers, they make nice sounds. I've been doing this for many years, and am decent enough at it. I might do this for you, if you ask nicely.
• I'm not religious, nor indulge in esoterica in any way
• Honesty, openness, empathetic communication, and remaining grounded in reality during difficult times are traits that are very important to me, and pillars that I try to live by, as much as one can.
• I am by no means perfect, ideal, flawless, or complete, and I don't expect you to make any of these things true for me. They will never be, it's what being a human being is all about, and that's OK.
• I REALLY like things in tortillas. You must also love them too; this is a hard-requirement, and an immediate deal-breaker if you do not. I do not date lizard alien pod people.

Things that you might not like, but need to know right off the bat:

I have ADHD. I was diagnosed as a child, and re-diagnosed as an adult. I am treating it. This affects every aspect of my life, and a large chunk of my personality. This means that I can be very fun, excitable, and full of ideas and Wikipedia articles (did you know that frogs freeze over in the wintertime, and thaw out in the spring to continue being a not-expired frog?? Amazing!), but also that I have a very unique set of difficulties that range from cute, to kinda saddening, to mildly infuriating.

I smoke cigarettes. I know, on paper it would seem contradict points 1 & 2. However, I am adept at hiding/preventing this to a reasonable degree. I've been trying desperately to quit for the last year, and am not giving up until I do,

I am re-starting my life at zero. I see myself as a, "get in at ground level, before the stock price rises" person. I have plans, ambitions, desires, and goals. I'm looking into well paying apprenticeships, college, and right now, temp work; until I can fully formulate a plan, and aim my trajectory. I get how this could be a no-go, and I understand. At the same time, I think I still deserve a chance at love, regardless.

As for you? Just be yourself. If you're one of those high-fallutin' smartypants types... pfff. Well then in that case; I love you what size ring do you wear.

Let's trade pictures fairly immediately, because getting to know a person and then finding out you aren't physically attracted to them is an awful, painful experience for everybody.

My chats are open to you.