I’ve looked for you everywhere! Under the bed, in the garage, in the front & back yard, on dating apps (for a very short time), and on Reddit (but I’ll try again).
I’m not quite sure what’s taking you so long Sir but I know I’ve been patient enough so you can stop with the hide and seek now ~|~
You’ve been looking for a silly little lady who is sassy, quirky and on the board of the childfree for life committee… right? Only fit because of genetics (you really need to present yourself so we can go on walks and swims before my genetics run out)? She’s a sassy, witty, confident, quirky and clumsy homebody?
When you’re ready to stop playing hide and seek so we can binge watch LOTR, feed each other pizza, and take turns playing with each other’s hair then send me a chat.
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