Hey, I’m Jake, your future partner in crime (or at least in video games).

I’m 33, 6’0”, and living in Maine, where the trees outnumber people. Seriously, Maine is the most forested state in the U.S., and that’s where I was born and raised. I’m a lean 180 pounds (usually closer to 165, but let’s blame the munchies for the extra padding).

A bit about me: Personality: Imagine a mix of dark humor, laid-back vibes, and a slightly Gothic twist. That’s me. I’m the guy who enjoys the irony in horror movies and laughs at life’s absurdities. But don’t worry, I’m not all doom and gloom; I just appreciate life from a different angle. If you’re into sarcasm and don’t take life too seriously, we’ll get along just fine.

Hobbies: If you like comedy and horror flicks, we’ll have plenty to binge-watch together. I’m also a gamer with a PS5, currently surviving Call of Duty. Not a gamer? No big deal, I’m open to trying new things and sharing different interests. I think it’s exciting when two people can introduce each other to new experiences.

Bonus points if you love a good breakfast. I’ve also got a knack for cooking up a killer breakfast, pancakes, bacon, the works. If you’re into lazy Sunday mornings, I’ve got you covered.

What I’m looking for: Connection: I’m drawn to women who speak their mind and aren’t afraid to get real. Whether we’re vibing over shared interests or learning from our differences, I’m here for it. If you’ve got a sharp wit and a playful side, I’ll be hooked.

Energy: I believe that making an effort is sexy. Let’s start with a voice or video chat. It’s more personal and fun than just texting. Plus, if we’re willing to step out of our comfort zones, who knows what kind of adventures we could end up on together?

Open-Mindedness: I’m not looking for a mirror image of myself. In fact, I think it’s way more fun if we’re a bit different. It keeps things interesting, and it means we’ll never run out of things to talk about or do together.

Let’s be real, physical attraction matters. I believe in being upfront and getting that out of the way early. Let’s exchange pictures as soon as possible so we can both know if we feel that spark. It’s important to me to build something genuine, and that starts with knowing there’s mutual attraction.

I also love cuddling, watching movies, and being affectionate. I want a partner who’s not afraid to express themselves emotionally and intimately. Deep conversations, daily texting, and phone calls are my kind of connection. If you’re the kind of person who loves to share their feelings and stay close, we’ll be a great match.

The Essentials: I’ve got a job and my life together, and I’m hoping you do too. A solid work ethic is a major turn-on for me. I’ve done the long-distance thing before, so if you’re from another state, no worries, we can make it work if the chemistry is there.

I’m looking for someone to join me in discovering the best hidden spots in town, whether it’s a new coffee shop, a haunted house, or the perfect hiking trail. Let’s make some memories together.

So, what do you say? Want to see if we can make each other laugh? Or maybe I’ll just have to show you that my breakfast skills are no joke.