Hello! If you get the title reference, consider us friends already :)

I'm posting to try to find a man between 30-45 to form a genuine connection with. I’d like to spend time getting to know you on the phone, and if we get on well I’m open to more. I don't really enjoy texting too much so the phone call part is important.

I only want to talk to people who are single please don’t contact me if you’re not!

My left wing political views are really important to me and tied to my core values, so I would like us to have that in common.

A bit about me: I’m from the U.K. and I’m currently living in a rural part of England near the border of South Wales but would like to move back to the city soon. I do love getting out in nature though, especially in or near water. Wild swimming is one of my favourite things to do.

In terms of looks, I have long dark hair, blue green grey eyes, and full lips. I have a few tattoos and I’m plus sized. People often tell me I look mischievous for some reason!

I’m always listening to music (mainly alt/indie/rock/electronica/alt pop/post punk and adjacent genres) and I’d really like to see more live shows. My other entertainment tends to be YouTube videos, livestreams, podcasts or audiobooks.

I love animals and I have a cat who I absolutely adore. If you have a pet please tell me about them!

I’m not brilliant at small talk but I really like getting in to deep conversation about the things that matter and learning about the way other people experience life. I would love to know what you’re passionate about, how you think about the world, what inspires and scares you.

I also want someone to laugh with because honestly how else do we cope with the perils of existing in this capitalist hellscape?

If you message please include your age and location and tell me a bit about yourself.