You read the title correctly. Like an adorable rescue dog, I'm ready to find my forever home….and will be happy and disgustingly loyal as long as you give me lovin’, cuddles, walks, playtime, and treats….simple, huh?

I kind of revamped my life several years ago. Quit my corporate job to be happy, edited my friends, and reevaluated what I expected life to be like. What I’m missing now is an incredible partner!

I'm down-to-earth, kind, playful, sweet, smart, loving, sassy, mature, yet immature. (Not sure how to explain that? My credit score is impeccable and I own property, but I laugh at farts?) Grew up in the wilderness and love nature, but just as happy melted into the couch binging a show. I’m more country than city, and want to live somewhere that has lots to offer…but not too far from a large airport or Costco! Love to travel - have explored all 50 states and have lots more to see!

Although I’m very independent and can tackle almost anything put in front of me, I enjoy leaning more towards 'traditional' roles in a relationship. I love to cook and bake, but appreciate suggestions on what to make. I'm not a petite girl, so typically go better with larger more alpha men. I like feeling protected and safe in relationships. I enjoy taking care of those I love, but also expect them to appreciate what I bring to the table.

I’m mostly based in the PNW at the moment, but can picture my perfect match living anywhere! (Especially in a nice, caring, fair country who loves all their people and welcomes adopting Americans 😜 ) I am always looking for an excuse to travel, so don’t let my current location be a deterrent! Passport is ready!

I’ve never married. No kids or dogs, but I love both, so if you have either or both, then great! If you’ve made it this far, message me! (And try to tell me a bit about yourself...not just a boring ‘hello.’) I love happy, funny, positive people who smile a lot. Message me to chat about dogs or food or hygge, or if you can make me laugh, or you just love adorable, sarcastic, busty girls 😉

(Have a ‘fun’ pic posted on my profile so won’t post my face pic here….but here is a recent body shot)