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38[m4f] NJ- Tattooed divorced teacher looking for the Morticia to his Gomez
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Tattoosandpuns is a male age 38 looking for a female in New Jersey
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I know traditionally it’s always the Pam to my Jim or the Holly to my Michael but I want a Morticia/Gomez vibe. The kind where they’re so into one another and infatuated with each other that nothing else matters.

So about me. I’m divorced, I have two kids and a pittie mix that live with me 50% of the time. So we’re kind of a package deal (don’t worry. We’re awesome)

I’m a middle school English teacher so clearly I’m a glutton for punishment. I’m tall, covered in tattoos, a few piercings and glasses. Got that punk dad vibe down.

I prefer staying in than going out. Not that I won’t, but give me cuddles on the couch with binging Bridgerton over a bar any day of the week. I write, read, run, and have been going through my recipes in the kitchen more.

About you? Ideally local ish since moving really isn’t in the cards for me. Have your life as together as you can in this country. Take care of yourself mentally and physically and be able to carry a conversation.

Tell me your favorite article of clothing and a bit about you and let’s see where this goes?

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