You absolutely do NOT need to be from SC! I honestly really strongly prefer if you didn't live in a red state. I want quality deep blue state who will protect my rights. 👏 I don't want kids.

I don't drive. I want to learn. If that's an issue, don't message me. I'm saving you time from reading my book of a post. If you ask "why don't you drive" in your first message...just don't.

I'm looking for a partner first and foremost. Please no Trump supporters. PERIOD. Don't message me if you're voted for him. Don't message if if you didn't vote as a form of protest. I'm looking for someone who cares about other people's rights (and mine...and theirs) and is willing to fight and advocate. We could be a power couple.

PLEASE be 28 or older. I prefer men who are older than me, but that's not a requirement.

Facts about moi:

• I work with smol humans for a living. I like kids...but I don't want any. If you're snippy snapped, yay. I'm perfectly happy with my pets.

  • I love going to concerts. So, it'd be cool if you liked them too. I don't want to go by myself.

• Some of my favorite bands are: Dayseeker, The Used, Anberlin (pre-Matty Mullins), The Amity Affliction...etc etc.

*I care a lot about comfort. You'll often see me under a blanket (while complaining it's hot 😂) or in my oodie (blanket hoodie, google it). I even have a work oodie because it gets cold during the kid’s naptime (I call it sanity time).

• I love love love traveling. It IS a dealbreaker if you don't.

  * Please don’t be a giant grouch on vacations. Coworkers complain about their spouse being a shitbird on trips. No thanks. I'm not dealing with that shit. No shitbirds allowed.

  * I also like staying in, of course! But I’m not a homebody. I struggled during the COVID shutdown. Being cooped up SUCKED. I also really don't like crowds or lines…and allll of those things are back. Yay.

* I have a spicy brain. What I mean by that is thar I’m super duper ADHD. Fun times! I’m also like an anxious puppy. Woop woop.

* The most organized thing in my life is this list. 🥰

* I don't watch a whole lot of TV, honestly...my ADHD brain enjoys the short videos on Tiktok.

* I talk to myself out loud in public. My BOSS has caught me doing that. Aaawkward.

* I like things like tarot (NO I cannot do a card reading for you. I don't know how to yet). I have gotten into astrology and spiritual guides and all that jazz. If you're also spiritual, that would be COOL!!! Maybe you could teach me some stuff.

* I like men with facial hair…but that's not a requirement.

• I prefer men who can lead in the relationship. I like protective men. BUT there's a difference between being controlling and being protective. I hope you do! 💅 I need a man who will protect me during these trying times.

• I have tattoos and my septum pierced. I swear I feel more cute with it!

Why you should date me:

* We can listen to emo bands together whenever you want

* Emo music can mean many things and I’m OK with that.

* You won’t get food poisoning from my cooking

* I can make more than Hamburger Helper and frozen pizzas. Though, the ranch burger hamburger helper is my fave.

* The velveeta skillets are better, though.

* I’m suuuper short. So, if you’re insecure about your height, I gotchu. I’ll make you feel tall..or taller!

* I don’t care about height and it makes me sad that people feel insecure about something they can’t change.

* I’m a great small spoon…but I guess if you REALLY insist, I can be a jetpack. Buuuuutttt it isn't my first choice...but please don't cuddle all night. I want my space and I need to sprawl out and become a blanket burrito...with one leg out because otherwise, I'll get too hot and sweat all over the bed and it's gross waking up sweaty. Then your bed will sweaty and you'll have to do laundry! What if you just washed it?

• Personally, I like laying on the dudes chest...whatever cuddling position that is. Ya know, with your arm around me…but only for a little bit. I don't like feeling trapped!