Felicitations, malefactors.
I am currently looking for weirdo freak women that overshare and try to bite at people when they are mad.
The issue is I'm banned from my local psych ward, so in person intimacy just isn't in the cards for the perpetuity of this restraining order.
Reddit seemed like the second best place to find them. 4chan has this habit of devolving into discussions on skull shape, which is fun for the first date until they realize I'm black.
I do need to know who you voted for before we begin. If you don't feel like divulging your 2008 Kid's Choice Awards picks, we just aren't compatible.
What I expect from you:
Weird
Absolute dump truck
That's it.
Who I am:
Nuclear chemist (true)
1 day old music producer (true)
Video editor (true)
Funny (true)
Smells inoffensive (mostly true)
Message me and I'll listen to you be strange and eat loudly on the mic.
Please do not message me if you are a closeted lesbian... actually do message me so I can give you the strength and courage to finally come out.
This actually happened, do not ask me about it.
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