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32 [M4F] #online USA/Est - anywhere. voice clip inside! seeking friends to romantic, why did the gamer bring a ladder?
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Reading-a-VCR-manual is a male age 32 looking for a female in online
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to get to the next levelā€¦šŸ™ƒ

hey there, Iā€™m seeking a player 2 (read: friends first then romantic) that can hold their own when it comes to dishing out the banter, and keep up with me in not losing a step in conversation. Ideally we can get to the next level of life (how about that callback to the title) through good times and memesā€¦maybe a hint of gaming or jamming out on our instruments, (maybe you do neither but keep reading!) I play ocarina and can play by ear so send me your best request!

Intelligence is super valued and appreciated as I want to hear about your niche passion or how you want to save the world using some whacky technology. Iā€™m never out of conversation ideas and prefer deep and meaningful with a splash of meme compared to small talkā€¦wake up! talk about a snoozefest.

About me

  • 5ā€™6, slim build, very blue eyes, and eyebrows to die for (who cares about eyebrows? I dont, but I needed to slip in an obscure seinfeld referenceā€¦you skip to the front if you can recite the show in your sleep )
  • voice: pretty nice (Iā€™ve been told), keep reading for the eventual vocaroo link
  • vibe: Chill vibe. I thrive on making others laugh and will do whatever it takes to bring a smileā€¦even if its at the expense of myself
  • humor: dark with some goof
  • favorite meal: milksteak with a side of jelly beansā€¦I meanā€¦ranch. wait thats not a meal. i stand by ranch.
  • music: classic rock, prog, anything that sound like old tame impala (yes I will wear my hipster badge here tyvm)
  • tv and movies: comedy and sci fi which there are too many to list. I will absolutely nerd out for star trek (or anything geeky in general) so bring it on
  • other random facts: I work in tech, I have lived in Australia and New Zealand (many stories to tell), I like building computers, I can beatbox and play ocarina at the same time, I am a reiki practitioner, I collect crystals and am into astrology and tarot too. I bowled a 183 once but Iā€™ll spare you the detailsā€¦oof

About you

you are 24 with your mental health in check. Intelligence step right up, with humor and things should look pretty good.

Physical attraction is important to me but I dont care about your height, weight, or race. when Alex Trebek (one of my favorite shows) was asked what was important for him in a partner, he said ā€œIā€™m into facesā€ā€¦which honestly I couldnā€™t agree more. Iā€™m looking for cute.

There are bonus points to those who are anything witchy or into football. I will warn you I am a Jets fan so be prepared for sad guy vibes every Sunday (justtttt kidding, theyre gonna win it all this yearā€¦.right???). I like a good voice, anything alt style is so cool to meā€¦persuade me to overcome my fear of needles and get a tattoo.

what elseā€¦.OH DUDE. the title of my post I need to reference that. did i lose you there? Yes, if you play games (or instrumentā€¦both?) then absolutely that is a bonus. While I play the degenerate games (overwatch, league), I have a whole library collecting dustā€¦stardew and chill? (No not that kind of chill. Like build a farm together and name our dog Peaches type of chill)


here is the audio link as promised! its from a few weeks ago but still good! https://vocaroo.com/1lFore2K9BFk


If my post resonates and you fulfill the base criteria of what I am looking for, feel free to send a chat message with your age, location, and a decent message. Tell me your favorite show or movie so I know you read this. No ā€œheyā€ or ā€œwhats upā€ā€¦ Iā€™m trying to meet someone serious here

catch you on the flippity flip!

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