38 [F4M] UK - Not ready for a relationship

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vmknoop is a female age 38 looking for a male

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Hello boys!

I don’t think I’m ready for a relationship, but after 4 years out, why not give it a try ya know?

I went on my first date in 4 years a couple of weeks ago and the man lured me back to his house where there were TWENTY CATS.

11 of them were kittens but still… That’s a lot of cats.

After he stuck his tongue in my mouth like a lizard searching for a beer fly in a plug hole I fuckin ran.

So here I am! Put myself out there, not quite ready to go back in. I’m not perfect but I’m attractive and funny. Please be attractive and funny.

I like people with interests, smart people, and real men. With empathy and kindness and an ability to laugh at themselves.

Here’s me (I think, imgur said it uploaded but I don’t have to sign in? I don’t trust it) https://imgur.com/a/LAvgSDl

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Profile updated: 2 days ago

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vmknoop

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a female

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a male

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