33 [M4F] Pennsylvania / North America - How My Dating Profile Would Look On Amazon

33-year-old male finding his way through life, ready to begin the next chapter in life!

4/5 Stars - 3 Customer Reviews | 4 Answered Questions

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Stats: 6' tall / 195bs | Hazel Eyes | INFJ

Appearance: https://imgur.com/a/L9Nf9Ej *^{He plans on growing his hair back out 2025}

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He's got his life together and is ready to share it with someone special.

Currently resides in the Central PA area, soon to be west of Harrisburg.

This post's TL:DR is just a gamer who enjoys traveling, learning, and staying active, looking for a connection.

Product Description

The_Holiest_Waffle is a down-to-earth, semi-nerdy, sarcastic, witty human with semi-dark humor. It is hard to pinpoint his personality as it can jump from goofy and playful to serious, depending on the event/occasion. He is best described as an ambivert when it comes to that scale.

The_Holiest_Waffle enjoys gaming and geek culture. He explores nature and cities through hiking, kayaking, traveling, backpacking, and visiting new food places and museums. When not exploring, he likes gaming, watching shows like "Bob's Burgers," "Community," "Parks and Recreation," and "TaskMaster," cooking, and watching Washington Capitals hockey during the season.

The product lived in Maryland for ten years before embarking on a seven-month travel journey that started at the beginning of 2024. It is now attempting to settle in Central Pennsylvania to be near friends and family.

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Customer Questions & Answers

Question: What is he looking for in a potential prospect?

Answer: He is seeking someone who shares some of his common interests, such as exploring cities, nature, and games(board/video). He doesn't have an exact type, but sharing some common interests is an easy start. Be silly, fun, weird, able to keep up, and not get winded doing things fast.

Question: Does he want kids and to have a family?

Answer: He had a vasectomy in 2022 after Roe vs Wade was overturned. While he hasn't ruled out having a family, he STRONGLY prefers the DINK life. He loves and is good with kids; he never wanted offspring. He has thought of adopting, which is a possibility once the desire and need to adventure is maybe out of the system.

Question: Does he have any goals for 2025?

Answer: It might be too soon to talk about goals, but he is focusing on fitness now that he isn't traveling. Baby steps to build the routine and not hurt himself again. He wants to start tackling 5k and a half marathon(s) next year to eventual marathons. He also is looking to get involved with his community and give back from time to time.

Question: What does a day in his life look like?

Answer: Weekday: The mundane routine of waking up, attempting to workout, working, hanging with friends for board game night, hanging with family, or chilling with the TV or video games. Nature exploration on some weekdays though daylight saving time is now ruining that. Weekends: Do I have plans? Do I need to move with urgency? Weekends are mostly either going out into nature or exploring an event somewhere.

Customer Reviews

5/5 Stars - The best son I've ever had. - A text from Mother

A blessing from god. You're down to earth and never ask for anything in return. You could stop by and visit more often, but I understand you're living your life.

5/5 Stars - Truly an amazing person. - An old Army friend.

Thank you very much for taking this trip with me. I truly appreciate you and all you have done with me and for me since I first met you at WLC 2 years ago. Stay wonderful and beautiful you! Try your best to find joy in everything you do.

3/5 Stars - Why don't you visit more often? By the rest of his family. *^{When he lived in Maryland}

You live 2 hours away?! Why don't you drive up here every day and visit us?!

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