Are you tired of adventure, excitement, and anything remotely fun? Perfect! I'm a master of binge-watching reality TV and scrolling through my phone for hours. If you enjoy long, silent car rides and discussions about the weather, we might just be a match made in blandness.
I have a penchant for spontaneous plans—like spending the entire weekend in sweatpants. My ideal date involves a lot of awkward silences and debating whether to order takeout or actually cook (spoiler: takeout wins every time).
If you're looking for someone who can keep the conversation riveting with tales of their laundry routine and the latest updates on their houseplants, drop me a line. Bonus points if you also have an affinity for excessive sarcasm and low-key hobbies like staring at walls. Let’s make mediocrity magical!
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