Or to have to spell inquisition correctly without spell check.

Have you ever looked up and realized you have no idea what you have been doing with your life for the past six months other than working? I feel like those time-lapse pictures that were super popular a few years back, where someone would take a picture a day and stitch them all together. It's the same thing every day forever, with the only differences being really bad days where you just crash after getting home from the office.

I am not looking for something romantic, only something romantic. I like being by myself, in my company, and singing made-up songs to my dog while I tell her she is the best baby in the world. But even though I enjoy my own company, sometimes I want to share it with someone else. I am not opposed to connections and something more. But I am also pragmatic and know the chances of 'the one' literally falling into my fingertips without having to leave my house are very unlikely.

A little about me:

• I am a graphic designer and journalist who fell into middle management. Instead of being creative, I spend most of my days in meetings that could be emails, reading emails that are just stream of consciousness and feeling like I don't make any positive effect.
• I am on a lifestyle shift, trying to give less money to greedy corporations (McDonald's) and more money to less greedy corporations (HEB).
• I have a seven-year-old dog who is my whole world, I have had her since she was six weeks old, she brightens up my days.
• I am more liberal when it comes to politics, but I live in one of the most conservative states. Sometimes, it feels like I need to join a speakeasy so I can talk about how women and LGBTQIA are real people, too.
• I am tall, 5'10", and I actively avoid putting things on the bottom shelf because if I can't see them, they don't exist to me.
• I feel I need to say this so I don't get spammed with trolls, but I am a plus-size person, working on being less fluffy, but definitely never going to be teeny tiny.
• I love soccer. I played as a kid but not very well, but I have really gotten into international play. I don't watch any leagues as I don't really have time to get wrapped up in all the drama, and I have a love-hate relationship with the MLS.

Hopefully a little about you:

34-40, not in a rude way, but I spend my entire day wrangling young adults all day. I don't think I can take any more yass queen and I oop, it's giving, in my off time.