I am perhaps too particular when it comes to shopping for groceries. I have to go to 4 different stores to get the best avocado’s, the green bananas — not the yellow ones with the black dots, the tofu that’s extra firm without the water added, and the last stop at Walmart for the party size of Tostito’s.

I may perhaps be too excessive on making sure i eat what i want. But little things matter (no pun intended) — and it frustrates me so much when some stores lack quality brands and variety in organic selections.

Alright, so i’ve messaged quite a few people on this app and things are weird. If i’m not talking to a chat bot that wants me to visit their website, i’m perhaps 10 messages deep into learning that i’m talking to someone’s bored significant other — whatever. There’s also the habitual people on here that i’ve offered to be cool with but they are cut-throat as heck — you literally need you to be the perfect specimen and meet their needs or else it’s adios mf’er!

Those people are the worst and if you’re reading this, you’re going to end up alone :)

I’m really not a perfect guy. I have flaws just like everyone else. I don’t prioritize love or relationship from the start because, hello, this is the internet? It’s not cool to expect a Spark at first message.

The other thing, i think a selfie only solves 1 problem — and that’s just the physical aspect.

The real hurdle is when you really don’t connect past the hello’s and things we do for fun. I hate that.

But people need to move on ya know? We can’t stay chatting when we don’t vibe. So that’s a given.

— but a selfie is a good start.

Another good start is voice chats. I like them. Not many people do.

But what good is a person who enjoys voice chats when they have no personality?

I guess that’s another hurdle — not for me of course — but i imagine if you’re in your 30’s you must have formed social characteristics by now… even for the people that identify as introverts.

Btw, i like black licorice. It’s delicious. If you don’t like it, then tell me what you do like.

I’m easy to talk to.