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Enterprise90 is a male age 34 looking for a female
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Hello. I'm Enterprise90. It's a family name.

I will admit that the joke in the title of this post is completely unoriginal and that I am only half as funny as you may assume.

I'm looking for someone to talk to tonight. Perhaps we become friends or a bit more. I'm not looking to date or for a relationship.

A variety of facts about me: I have a bachelor's degree and two master's degrees. I am a reporter. I have served with AmeriCorps. I have a buzzed head.

Hobbies? I have them. Star Trek, pro wrestling, Batman, Marvel, Pokemon (I always choose the water starter). There are others as well, but why give all the info at once?

I'm in the central time zone. Preference for someone in the western hemisphere but everyone is welcome. It's just difficult to maintain long distance conversations.

If you're funny, open-minded, and close-ish to my age, then I invite you to message me. Maybe we get along.

Anyway, I hope to hear from you.

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Profile updated: 11 hours ago
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They Are
a male
Age
34
Looking For
a female
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