PS C:\Users\Sassy> Get-Command

Command Type

I am a dog mom of 3, allergic to cats, sorry feline lovers.
I live in the South-East, US (EST).
Previously divorced, lots of juicy baggage, but no kids.
5'6, thick/curvy/bbw (if you will), brown hair, green eyes.
If you can't tell, I am into computers.
I am extremely blessed to have my dream job working in the aeronautics industry. Currently, I work two jobs- transitioning to my dream one.
I am finishing my degree currently, I went back to school late in life once I found my passion.
I would describe myself as an extremely sarcastic to the point where I am probably an ass. I am very witty, I love a good banter back and forth, and I cuss, a lot. Not very lady-like, but definitely wouldn't do it around your Mom.
I am extremely honest, almost to a fault. I am an open-book- the good, bad, and the ugly.
One could say I am both extremely boring and very interesting at the same time. I'm going to be real honest and tell you that I am a workaholic. I am always on the go, toting a monster or coffee in my hand, probably clickity-clacking on my computer, or I am trying to at least get 3 hours of sleep between shifts. It's not a glamorous life, but success only comes to those who earn it.
If I had to list some interests: I love to travel, hike, I've done some dog sports, previously an avid horse expert, I work on cars, I am in a football fantasy league, I used to play FPS games, but I am lucky if I can get a nap these days. One could say I am very knowledgable and well-rounded, just overworked.

PS C:\Users\Sassy> Get-Help Get-Process

Synopsis

Life's short. I am also going to be honest and tell you that I am in a "shituationship". Yeah, that's not in urban dictionary yet, but I'm onto something. Be as it may, I don't have any expectations. I've got to get my life right. But, I'm open to receiving whatever the universe has in store for me. Friendship? Travel Buddies? The next One? Leaving fate up to Reddit.
The only thing I ask is, just don't ghost me. I'm an adult, hopefully you are an adult. If we hit it off and after 3-4 days, you've got the ick, let a brother (me) know.
TL;DR Looking for someone to spend the crumbs of my time with chatting about anything. Seeing where everything goes. No pressure. Just no judgements from you. Good Morning/Sweet Dreams texts are a plus.