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34 [M4F] NJ/US - Tomorrow is my niece's birthday!
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Ecstatic_Internet_96 is a male age 34 looking for a female in New Jersey
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Yes, that is the title. I am very excited about this, so that might tell you a little bit about me. She's turning four! My best friend told me, "I can't wait to hear about how bratty and preteen she is!" True, true. I handle little, little kids well, but when kids get older, they just all around confuse me. At around the age of seven, they become activists, and they have plenty of ghost stories and world mysteries to talk about. It sure frightened me at that age!

Back then, I was terrified to missay anything about Princess Diana or Mother Teresa! I barely survived the Macarena and the Pokémon craze. I've referred to people, as I experienced them in school, as "commercialist schwein," which isn't nice. Getting so excited over commercialist nonsense. I'll never understand it. Having so many honest things to say about commercialist nonsense. I'll never understand it.

A few years ago, my best friend told me a tale about other peoples' stories on how they evaded drug tests. She wasn't speaking in a strange demeanor because she knows me, so she wouldn't do that with me. But still, I don't really have the ability to process such tales, so I was kinda freakin' out. I wasn't offended. When I was in the hospital from 2018 to 2019, I liked the head medical nurse. She spoke about such topics in a very clinical manner.

Still, that head clinical nurse was talking about vaginas one time, and I was quite honestly curling up in my seat trying not to pass out. I then went to urinate, and I found myself "zoning out" while urinating and I had to hold onto the stalls to prevent myself from falling. That head nurse noticed me curling up in my seat, so she asked me later that day "how I was doing."

Oh, yes, one time in the hospital, people were being super weird with a marijuana discussion, and I completely freaked out! Before I started wailing, an employee told me, "Calm DOWN!" So, yes, I am entirely, entirely different from other people. Someone would have to understand that, though underneath "being different" is someone who truly cares and who is very fun on a personal level! Oh, by the way, I don't care if you smoke! You'd just have to understand how I react to things that I don't understand or that I have difficulty processing.

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a female
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