I’ve been without internet for over 24 hours now (I’m one of the states affected by Hurricane Helene), I woke up realizing that I’m sick with some sort of cold, and I’m needing a distraction that would hopefully lead to a meaningful, long lasting connection.
Chatting for a bit before you politely ask me to switch to audio messages, exchange recent selfies, and discuss our hobbies/likes/dislikes and judge each other’s show, gaming, and food preferences is the way to my bitter heart.
I ask that you be single (not living with your ex and not poly), childfree and always will be, and work 40 hours as a week like I do.
If you’re struggling with where to start for a chat I guess you could tell me one of three things… why haven’t you just knocked on my front door, do you think a panda or a sloth would win in a fight, or why do you think dating apps are the worst thing ever.
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