Dear fellow Redditor,

I don't know where you are when you're reading this. Maybe you're bored at work, or commuting. Maybe you're at home, sitting at your table, browsing while you're eating, or in bed, trying to fall asleep, or about to get up and start your daily routine.

But what I do know is what you and I both have in common: We are missing something. That spice in our life, the thing that excites us and keeps us going. The person we are happy to receive a message from. Someone who is not there physically yet still with us, on our phone, by our side wherever we go. Someone who gives us the rush when that notification appears. Someone who is oddly disconnected from our life, yet so close, in an enticing way where anonymity creates familiarity and closeness.

I want to be that person for you. Would you like to join me in this endeavor?

A bit about myself: I am 32 years old, and from Germany. I have a normal build, with short dark hair, and a trimmed beard. Warm and soft looking eyes, yet equally driven. I love fixing things, and building things. My hobbies range from simple walks and cooking and baking, to DIY and electronics design and repair. I also have watched a lot of TV shows, some of which I would love to talk about if only to know I am not the only one still watching that bizarre show. I am very passionate about the things I do.

I also write explicit short stories. It used to be on a request basis for clients, now it is more of a musing for myself, and maybe a passion we can explore together?

I would love to take things further in that direction, but only after a while and if the chemistry between us is right.

If you're interested, please introduce yourself:

1. A short description of where you are from, how old you are, and what you look like.
2. What has drawn you to message me.
3. What you have been looking for and hoping to find with me.
4. Something intimate: If pineapple is an acceptable pizza topping or not

I don't have a preference for timezones, I am often up late, and I am working from home.

You are welcome to be older than me, as long as you yourself are comfortable of course! I remember from talking to my clients that I get along very well with people older than me. Most friends in real life are in their late thirties to fifties. Be single.

I am willing to switch platforms to Discord or Telegram if we hit it off. I am willing to verify and share my face at some point, and I hope you will, too.

Thank you for taking your time to read this! I am looking forward to your message! 🙂