Hey there,
I’m 33 years old, 6'0", and from Maine—the most forested state in the U.S. (Fun fact: It’s true!). I’m white, around 180 pounds right now, but usually closer to 165—thank the munchies for that.

A little about me:
- Personality: I’ve got a bit of a Gothic vibe—not that I’m trying to be “Goth,” but it’s the best way to describe my unique, darker sense of humor and view of the world. Expect sarcasm, dark humor, and a bit of a chill, laid-back nature. But hey, I’m not all darkness—I just appreciate life from a different angle. - Interests: I love comedy and horror movies, and I’m all about dark humor. I’ve got a PS5, and lately, I’ve been into Call of Duty. If you game, awesome—if not, no worries, we can still find plenty to connect over. - Relationships: I’m big on open communication. I want someone who speaks their mind, and I’ll do the same. Whether we have everything in common or nothing at all, I’m open to it. Differences can lead to new, fun experiences, and shared interests are just as great—better than doing things alone.

What I’m looking for:
- Connection: I’d love to meet someone who’s comfortable with themselves and isn’t afraid to be upfront about what they want. I’m also a sexual person, so I’m looking for someone who’s on the same page in that regard. - Effort: I think voice or video chatting would be a great way to get to know each other. It shows you’re willing to put in the effort, and that’s how real connections start. We all start off cautious, but the more we talk, the more comfortable we’ll get. - Open-Mindedness: I’m not picky—I just want someone who accepts me for who I am, differences and all. Whether we’re alike or opposites, I’m up for seeing where things go.

The Basics:
- I’m employed and hope you are too. It’s not about money; it’s about having a work ethic. I’ve got experience with long-distance relationships, so if you’re in another state, that’s fine. We can figure things out if it gets serious—after all, we live in a country full of opportunities.

If any of this sounds like your vibe, let’s chat. We can start with exchanging pictures and see if there’s a spark. From there, who knows? I’m looking forward to hearing from you.