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33 [M4F] Online - Keep me company while I fix my sleep schedule
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Offbeatalchemy is a male age 33 looking for a female
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I work overnights on the east coast. It's the end of my work week and i need to flip my schedule to be a functioning human being during normal hours meaning i need to be awake until sometime around sunset monday night.

It's going to be a long day's night.

So let's talk.

I just need someone to keep me company and help me stay awake for a long as humanly possible. I'll make a small sales pitch to make it worth your while. If nothing else, I'll keep you entertained, especially as we hit the sleep deprived zone.

I like stories. I like telling stories and i like listening to them. I like relating to the human experience outside of my plane of existence. I'm never going to know everything ever but i like the peek behind the curtains into other people's daily lives and exposing parts of my own. Ever had that one moment where you figured out who you were and the world made a little more sense? Cool. I wanna hear about it and we'll compare notes.

I like music. Not just hearing, but really listening to it. Genre's don't really describe what i like anymore. Any combination of groovy, melodic, proggy, djenty, mathy, lyrical, funky, or atmospheric. Current plans for the fall include concerts for Emo, Alt Hip Hop, Electronica and whatever the hell Delta Sleep falls under. I can talk music forever. Have you listened to anything cool lately?

I like making memories. Summers coming to an end. My friend hit me up the other day to say we're going to a lighthouse 2 hours away. So fuck it, i guess we're going to a lighthouse 2 hours away for the hell of it (which is why i need to fix my sleep). It could suck, but it'll be a fun trip with people i enjoy. Do anything cool this summer? Maybe plans for the fall?

I'm a redditer so it says a thing or two about my hobbies (I guess that outs me being in the SE/IT industry in a backwards way.) But i do enjoy making things. My current obsession is home automation in a way that doesn't use the cloud. I know. who cares, right? But i built it and i take pride in my work. And approaching my mid 30's, my biological clock is telling to invest in power tools and spend more time at Lowe's. What's your weird hobby?

We can talk about any of the above... or none of it. I can be a bullshit artist if i need to. We can have a debate over something that doesn't matter. Anything except the "X is a sandwich" topic, I've had that one a few too many times. Anything else is fair game though.

Hit me up in chat or even better, if you have a discord, let's talk there. If all stays quiet at work, i might even be able to voice chat, if the god's favor me.

This post will be up until i go to bed tomorrow night. Please reach out if this sounds like it's up your alley.

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a female
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