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35 [F4M] Canada. I need Bulma's Time Machine.
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Few_Lychee_3728 is a female age 35 looking for a male in Machin, Canada
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If I could go back in time, I would:

  1. Watch Before Sunrise on the big screen
  2. Unsee the Heinz beans cake on my FYP
  3. Invest in TikTok because $$$
  4. Most importantly, I wouldn’t marry my ex-husband. Instead, I would have paid attention to the kind farm boy and fought like hell to avoid a ridiculous marriage based on pressure (ouch).
  5. Most, most importantly, watch Arcade Fire’s 2011 Coachella set.

Dating as a black woman is an emotional minefield. Dating as a dorky black woman is hell. Full disclosure, my type has been pretty toxic in the past, and I’m trying to rehabilitate. Guilty of being a brat and confusing toxicity for chemistry. Just be kind, capable and, bonus points for farmers.

I just want the love that Oscar Isaac described in Scenes From a Marriage—that rare love that can never be replicated, and trying to is like reapplying tape. Or something. I butchered the quote. Or maybe I just want Oscar Isaac, and that quote is not nearly as profound as I thought…

Off-brand Oscar Isaacs are welcome (just be tall because I’m tall). My age or older. Accents are yum, but for practicality, 🍁 (AST).

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a female
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35
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a male
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5 months ago