If I could go back in time, I would:
- Watch Before Sunrise on the big screen
- Unsee the Heinz beans cake on my FYP
- Invest in TikTok because $$$
- Most importantly, I wouldnât marry my ex-husband. Instead, I would have paid attention to the kind farm boy and fought like hell to avoid a ridiculous marriage based on pressure (ouch).
- Most, most importantly, watch Arcade Fireâs 2011 Coachella set.
Dating as a black woman is an emotional minefield. Dating as a dorky black woman is hell. Full disclosure, my type has been pretty toxic in the past, and Iâm trying to rehabilitate. Guilty of being a brat and confusing toxicity for chemistry. Just be kind, capable and, bonus points for farmers.
I just want the love that Oscar Isaac described in Scenes From a Marriageâthat rare love that can never be replicated, and trying to is like reapplying tape. Or something. I butchered the quote. Or maybe I just want Oscar Isaac, and that quote is not nearly as profound as I thoughtâŚ
Off-brand Oscar Isaacs are welcome (just be tall because Iâm tall). My age or older. Accents are yum, but for practicality, đ (AST).
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