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39 [M4F] That Whole Dying Alone Thing-USA
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A_Whiff_Of_Grapeshot is a male age 39 looking for a female
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It's not ideal. I'm actively working to rectify that outcome and now I am turning to Reddit. Bless my heart.

I'm a book-reading, museum-visiting, old-fashioned old man with a tendency to talk to myself and animals. I like forward-thinking, intelligent, and witty women with opinions. Introverts and extroverts. Tall, short, middling height. Doesn't matter. Personality is what keeps you around. Tell me about your unique human journey. Want to unburden yourself of your existential thoughts on the futility of existence? I'll listen. However, if you try to tell me to not put mayo on my fries we will have issues and it will be pistols at dawn!

I'm tall, sport black glasses, and have a short and well-kept beard. I clearly believe in the Oxford comma and that seems to be the panty-dropper when it comes to online dating. I have a legit grown man job. I can prove it by the amount of emails I send every day. I'm so productive. I'm kind of a nomad who has been chasing promotions and work success the last few years. I am looking to settle down so location isn't a huge deal.

I will quote a movie or two or three hundred. I'm a casual outdoorsman. Don't expect me to be scaling Kilimanjaro but I am definitely down to rock out to some Toto while taking a walk in a state park. I'm not well-versed in popular video games, comic book trends, or the latest Star Wars regurgitations. But...I am very competitive and will absolutely talk trash while playing board games with you. I have a couple of esoteric hobbies that we can talk about. That's called a tease. Did it work?

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a male
Age
39
Looking For
a female
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3 months ago