No this isn't Deja Vu, you've seen this before. The first round of replies unfortunately did not fulfil the interesting requirement, so I'm going to provide some tips. 

Your message should be like a bikini: long enough to cover the topic, but short enough to be interesting.  

Dos: Tell me about your hobbies, why you replied to the post, detail a new skill you learned or a cute anecdote like mine etc. 

Don't: Just ask how I am; just say I sound interesting, I would love for the feeling to be mutual, so tell me about YOU; just ask me questions and tell me nothing about yourself.    

I was at my parent's house last week. At 4 a.m. I had just fallen asleep. At 4:30 my mom is calling me about my lights. My brake lights are on for some unknown reason. After trying and failing to resolve the issue, my dad just unhooked the battery. Problem for another time. I went on Google as one does and discovered there was a teeny tiny stopper that just disintegrated. It was easy enough to fix. My petite stature and little doll hands were perfect for the job.

I like to see the beauty and interest in the little every day parts of life. That's probably why I love slice of life anime so much. I also enjoy working out, Zumba, painting, etc. I love to meet new people, however I can get bored quite easily. I'm on the quest to meet someone fascinating who can keep my interest whether its regarding the trip of a lifetime or a lunch order. My user might be F&F, but I'm the 3 Cs tonight -Cute, Curvy, and Curious.

If you consider yourself interested and are looking for a long term friendship, maybe with some flirting in the future, message me. I am in need of someone interesting, so do tell me some interesting things about yourself in your message. Anywhere in the world is okay. Thank you to the guys who sent thoughtful replies, if I haven't already, I will message you back. If you messaged before and did any of things on the naughty list and would like to try again, you're welcome to; otherwise I wish you the best. I do enjoy conversing and having fulfilling conversations. I just want a partner who also values that. First impressions matter.