Let me be upfront on this. I am a total asshole. I need a woman who can deal with that. I mean if you don't tell me to lovingly go fuck myself at least once a day then we aren't going to get very far. That being said the combat isn't with each other (mostly). Who are we fighting? EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE ELSE, a shitty monetary system, insurance companies, Republicans and all the other boot lickers, and the general jackassery that is always around. If you are the right person you know what I mean, and you know the world is a target rich environment. You also need to know that fighting the good fight doesn't mean fucking up the lives of the little people. I don't want a Karen that is going to fuck over a grocery store clerk. What I do want is a woman that I can look over and give a nod to and she was already thinking how to distract a guard so some people can get away with the food they were shoplifting.

I could care less what you look like.

I could care less what color you are.

I could care less what age you are.

This is an attitude and aptitude thing. Lots of pretty faces in the world, what there isn't a lot of is a woman to tell me to come home with my shield or on it. Not many women who can grab a sword and fight for the home in my absence. Not many people in general who like to be impulsive anymore. If my work sends me out of town jump on that and come with. Maybe there is a long weekend coming, shit let's do an unplanned road trip.

So now you are saying "Well you really wowed me with all this asshole talk but what is in it for me?". Well you will have a large unflagging, fairly intelligent, and mostly ill-tempered golem always at your back. Yeah, on occasion you are going to say "what the fuck is wrong with him" but I've been taking care of everyone and everything in my life since my Mom got cancer when I was 8 and I am dam good at it. When the world comes for you, they'll have to deal with me first and I can assure you that just being near me solves many an issue.