Hey there, wonderful Redditors!
I'm a 34 year old guy who has mastered the art of procrastination and has a black belt in binge-watching Netflix. I'm 6'1" (6'2" if you count my ego on a good hair day) and I firmly believe that pizza is the fifth food group.
My hobbies include pretending to be sophisticated while drinking coffee, starting books I never finish, and attempting to cook without setting off the smoke alarm (a rare but spectacular feat). I also excel at making terrible puns and tripping over flat surfaces.
By day, I'm a mild-mannered professional wrestler, but by night, I'm a fierce competitor in the world of couch potato-ing. I enjoy deep philosophical debates about whether pineapple belongs on pizza and will fight to the death to defend my stance (just kidding, I'm a lover, not a fighter).
I'm looking for a partner in crime who doesn't take life too seriously and enjoys a good laugh. If you can appreciate raging red flags, match my level of sarcasm, and won't judge me for my irrational fear of spiders, we might just be a perfect match.
Let's swap funny stories, debate the merits of various snack foods, or even engage in a friendly competition of who can tell the worst joke. If this sounds like your kind of fun, send me a message. Bonus points if you come bearing snacks!
I believe attraction is important and want to swap photos straight away, messages with photos get top of queue.
Looking forward to sharing some laughs with you!
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