Hey there!
Imagine this: Youâre scrolling through Reddit, and you stumble upon this gem of a post. Thatâs right, itâs me, your future partner in crime, laughter, and possibly the worldâs worst karaoke duo.
Iâm a 34-year-old connoisseur of dad jokes, spontaneous dance-offs, and the occasional (okay, frequent) Netflix binge. Picture this: A guy who canât decide between being a rockstar in the shower or a gourmet chef (microwave dinners count, right?). If thatâs not enticing enough, wait until you hear about my impeccable ability to always lose one sock in the laundry. Every. Single. Time.
By day, Iâm an IT wizard who can magically fix computers with just a threatening glare. By night, Iâm on a relentless quest to find the best pizza in town â an adventure youâre definitely going to want to be a part of. Spoiler alert: Hawaiian pizza is a hill Iâm prepared to die on.
Looking for a fellow humor enthusiast, 25-40, who can appreciate the fine art of sarcasm and isnât afraid to belt out a Disney song on road trips. Bonus points if you have a cute dog we can take on walks while debating whether Ross and Rachel were actually on a break.
Letâs connect and make the kind of memories that would make our future selves say, âWow, we were pretty awesome, werenât we?â Send me a message if youâre up for some fun and possibly the worldâs longest pun-off. Extra points if you come with pizza recommendations or bad jokes.
Attraction is important to me and I am looking for someone adventurous, flirty , sensual and sexual.
Swipe right, I meanâŚhit me up, and letâs make this the start of our very own rom-com!
P.S. If you have a knock-knock joke ready, youâre already ahead of the game.
Talk soon, Future Pun Champion
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