Let’s raise a puppy together! But before that you should know A little about me: 1. Forewarning its lengthy because I’m serious.

1. Don’t judge my profile girlie, I may not be a lesbian 100%, but the overwhelming love I have can only be bestowed upon a woman. I’m only a “$ hungry” w/ men. (Unconditional love is for women, children & pets.)

3.Not looking for a penpal, I’ll expect to FaceTime relatively soon if we deem ourselves on the same page based on what I’ve written below.

4.Im an PT-CPA/FT SWer (Phones only) must be okay with that.

l’m very forthcoming, INTJ, 5’8, black (Which shouldn’t matter in 2023, interracial relationships are the least of our worries these days.) Warm, sweet & ironically enough always smell like cookies. (I LOVE to bake, so whatever you want I got you! I also wear expensive gourmand fragrances that smell like the inside of a Cinnabon.) I’m affectionate & need forehead kisses to survive. I don’t drink or smoke, but I’m still the life of the party!💃🏾

In addition to being your puppy babymama I wanna be your sidekick for all the events/activities you wanna do, but simply wanna enjoy it with another person. Who doesn’t want to date a fun gorgeous girl!? Think of anytime you really wanted to go to a concert, new restaurant or just enjoy a fun night out… but didn’t out of fear of going alone. Or everytime you go out & see couples PDA, half of you is a bit envious & the other half hopes it’ll be your turn soon. Trust me, I understand! Afterall it’s human nature to want to be in someone’s company & enjoy life!

Ever since I lost my bff (dad) I’ve been open to dating or atleast being a 1 for most things, I used to do EVERYTHING with my old man. If we have shared interests similar to what he & I would do even better! Some examples: go to hockey games at MSG, haunted houses on Long Island, Car meets in Maryland, WWE matches, 6 flags in New Jersey, Nascar races in Florida, Disneyland in California! Comedy shows like Bill Burr or Dave Chapelle whenever they’re next on tour! I want all the excitement. Im going to see Meg Thee Stallion next month so if you’re down to let me shake my ass on you that would be fun! Nevertheless I wanna see you smile like a doofus.

FYI: I dont do the basic grab a bite to eat, walk in a park or grab a drink type of dates. Unless we get dolled up & fake a proposal for shits & giggles im not big on fancy restaurants. Nevertheless if you’re penny pinching, we’re not compatible. You SHOULD NOT be dating if your budget is netflix & chill/grab coffee anyways. Im understanding, but not a fool. I need to enjoy fun times with my person! Have new experiences & make memories, you know what I mean? & no shit it costs money to do that! Lets not be obtuse babe. As corny as it seems I wanna do all the cutesy couple things!

Please have a car because I need frequent spontaneous road trips to target or Dairy Queen to survive. I promise to be the best passenger princess & feed you french fries as long as you promise to hold hands. If you’re ready for a little spice in your mundane life & wanna raise a doggo like a nuclear family … I’m waiting patiently for you to come get me baby. We’re gunna have a blast & I can’t wait to make you the happiest camper!

** Don’t waste your time messaging me without a CLEAR PHOTO and INTRODUCTION, I will not respond. **