I don’t get these damn kids I tell ya. Why do they keep going on about Ohio?? If I have to hear one more explanation of Five Nights at Freddy’s lore I’m going to throw something!

Obviously I am a single parent, suffering through raising Gen A and the learning curve that comes with it. Don’t worry! I’m not looking for a new dad for my brood, just someone to chat with about anything and everything and possibly make fun of the youths, my compensation for feeling old every time I see a post on Reddit from a grown adult born after 9/11. How dare they?!!

I would love to find a friend who loves to snark, talk shit, spill tea, and generally enjoy giggling late into the night over things like books, movies, BG3, our pets, or whatever the hell is happening over on TikTok. This is how I get my education on what the kids are talking about ok?

About me; I love to read, watch filems and TV shows, I do a little drawing. I work in a creative corporate field (yes I’m a drone killing the creative industry, yes I’ve perpetuated the corporate graphic illustration style we all hate. It’s a living!) I have two dogs and a couple of kids I won’t talk your ear off about unless it’s to do with some new slang term/meme I don’t understand, because I love to complain. I love music and have a small vinyl collection. I’m a little on the goblin side, I have a collection of random things I have found outside including dead insects, leaves, and rocks. I love dragons and I collect funny tarot cards. I’m on my third glass of Chardonnay. I tend to be very sarcastic and smarmy and I apologize in advance for that. I like some anime, but mostly scifi, fantasy, and horror. I am the guy that says “DiD yOu KnOw ViGo MoRtEnSen BrOkE hIs ToE” during a LOTR viewing. I’m not sorry!

If you’ve read through this far, I’d love to know something you collect. If doesn’t have to be an extensive collection, if you say “forks” that’s ok. I am a child of the 2000s “I’m so random” era and proud of it.

Ta!