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46 [M4F] - Anywhere in America / Dysfunctional Screwup seeks female version of the same...
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OldSchoolScoundrel5 is a male age 46 looking for a female
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I am NOT the wise choice. I'm 46 and I don't have my life together. I have no idea what to do with myself. I have a job, not a career. I have dreams but not ambition. I have a huge heart but a dysfunctional mind. I've been known to date women much younger than me. I can sometimes be immature. I can sometimes be overly emotional. I have mental illness up the butt. I make just enough money to get by and spend the rest of my time trying to enjoy myself. I love weed. I love sex. And I love spending a whole weekend at home doing absolutely nothing. But it would be nice to have someone to do nothing with. Despite all my many faults, here are things I do excel at: spooning, hugging, listening, making you laugh, relieving your stress and calming your anxiety, and taking care of your needs as much as I am able. I also make the best spaghetti and meatballs you will EVER eat. I will always choose to spend my time with you, even if our lives aren't going anywhere. But you know what? The American dream is fucked. Someday the screwups will get their recognition for not taking part in the hamster wheel. The truth is, it's a lie that you have to be someone. You don't. You really don't. You're free to just enjoy life. 

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a male
Age
46
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a female
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8 months ago