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30[M4F] Hollywood - I heard you like loudmouth stoner boys with freckles, an attitude and a shitty job...
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ShitNeedUsername is a male age 30 looking for a female
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Hello.

This is a repost. Mostly just because since I posted it three different random dudes have felt the need to tell me I'm cocky and an asshole and my post was insecure so I'd figure I'd show them just how insecure I was and post again. Must have been good if other random dudes feel the need to tear me down.

Or maybe I'm just an asshole. Also possible. I'm kinda stupid you never know.

Name is Jake and I'm pretty good looking and if you don't believe I'll prove it because I'm not one of those boys who will hype themselves up then leave you disappointed.

Well, at least if you're into the whole looking ten years younger than I actually am thing. God didn't really give me facial hair and combined with pale ass skin, freckles, and actually being fit I don't seem to age.

I'm a man who can handle him self and I don't need anybody but...

I want someone.

Someone beautiful and with a wicked tongue who likes a type A man who tells it like it is and ain't afraid of what others are gonna have to say back. Someone who knows who they are and what they want from me and doesn't have anymore manipulative, childish games to play.

I tend to be assertive and I'll tell you exactly what I want and how I feel about you and I always will and while I'm a bit rough around the edges you've never felt a gentle touch like mine. I'll love on you so well that you'd never have a reason to bang someone else anyway because it would be like going to McDonald's when there is a nice steak being cooked at a restaurant down the road for you for free.

I love with my hands. I love deeply. I love intimately and I don't cheat because if I'm with you I am absolutely sure I want to be. I don't half ass my work (I actually do have a decent job btw I just put that there to scare off the ones who care about money more than love) and I don't half ass my feelings.

Just gotta make feel like I am actually wanted and loved and I'd try to pull to whole moon down for you if you asked.

You'd feel safe. You'd feel wanted. You'd feel precious.

Want to know why?

Because you actually would be.

I actually am something special unlike all the boys you've dated who just think they are.

I also really want family and a house and a simple but good life so I want someone whose actually ready to be with someone. Not someone who claims to be and then has a year of work to do before we can be together.

I just want love in the end.

I just care that you're trying and really want to be with me.

Give me that and there is very little I wouldn't do for you and I'm someone who can do a lot and be counted on.

I hope you find what you're looking for if it ain't me. Take care either way.

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