First off, I never get replies. Why? It isn’t from lack of trying; nobody is even slightly interested unless they’re trying to sell pictures of themselves. It’s difficult to convey positive qualities about oneself in a personal ad while sounding sincere, so I’ll convey my negative qualities instead. If any of you ladies from about 35-50 think you might be able to tolerate a conversation with me via text message or videoconferencing, please let me know. Here goes:
I smoke, but I usually pretend like I don’t on dating sites.
I’ve been with more women than the average man has… I did casual sex in my twenties, and I have no idea what my “body count” is. Miraculously, I tested negative last year for all STIs, including HPV and both flavors of HSV. No idea how, but I’m glad.
I drive a 2008 Hyundai. I don’t personally understand why people thinks better cars makes better people, so I have no problem with it. The insurance is $32 a month and it was paid off a long time ago.
I am mentally ill. OCD. It really sucks, and meds don’t work for it, so I just live with it.
I have a child who doesn’t live with me. She’s pretty cool, and is turning 18 in a few months. We’re in regular contact, and she bugs me to get a girlfriend because she knows I’ll be happier.
I work in the mental health industry, which is basically human trafficking with rules and insurance companies. If you don’t like hearing about weird stuff, you’ll hate me.
I wear clothing two times before washing them; sometimes three if I’m not sweating at all.
I live with roommates, simply because I plan to retire some day.
I’ve used hard drugs. Feel free to ask, I talk about it with patients every day. If nothing else drives you away, that will.
Wanna hear more or tell me the undesirable things about you? I’m waiting!!!
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