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30[M4F] LA- Someone told me you liked loud mouthed, freckled stoner boys with an attitude and shitty job...
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ShitNeedUsername is a male age 30 looking for a female
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Hello.

Name is Jake and if you don't believe me this is my face I'm fucking magnificent -

https://ibb.co/bBNpv5L

And if you don't think so then I don't really care because someone will and the door is over there quite frankly..

Also I actually have a decent job I just put that there to filter out the ones who care about money. Work as a waiter. Which doesn't sound too awesome until you consider minimum wage in LA county is 17 an hour and I work in a neighborhood where the average house is a million dollars...

Anyway I'm just looking for love. Really. Truly. If you reply to this you are actually talking to a man who wants a real relationship and a family. Just so you know that. And I'm ready now. I don't have 3 years of shit I need to do first like most men who claim to want to be a dad I could just do it...

Kinda need your help with that though.

I'm a man who can handle his damn self and I don't need anybody but...

I want someone.

Someone beautiful and with a wicked tongue who likes a type A man who tells it like it is and ain't afraid of what others are gonna have to say back. Someone who knows who they are and what they want from me and doesn't have anymore manipulative, childish games to play.

I tend to be assertive and I'll tell you exactly what I want and how I feel about you and I always will and while I'm a bit rough around the edges you've never felt a gentle touch like mine. I'll love on you so well that you'd never have a reason to bang someone else anyway because it would be like going to McDonald's when there is a 70 dollar steak being cooked at a restaurant down the road for you for free.

I love with my hands. I love deeply. I love intimately and I don't cheat because if I'm with you I am absolutely sure I want to be. I don't have ass my work and I don't half ass my feelings.

Just gotta make feel like I am actually wanted and loved and I'd try to pull to whole moon down for you if you asked.

You'd feel safe. You'd feel wanted. You'd feel precious.

Want to know why?

Because you actually would be.

I actually am something special unlike all the boys you've dated who just think they are.

I'm not gonna lie and say looks don't matter to me they do and they do to 99 percent of men some of them were just lying to you. They tend to do that a lot. I don't btw, what you see is what you get with me.

Either way have a lovely night and I hope you find what you're looking for.

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