hey, as far as what I am looking for…I dont know. A friendship at the very least that is built on SOMETHING, and built on consistency.

I am an enigma in the sense of what would be represented by Aquarius. I am hoping someone can figure out the puzzle of “me” just through experience. i’m still trying to figure out me though.

I enjoy making people laugh, I have been starved of intellectual conversation (where I am the stupid one, eager to learn everything you might want to tell me about)…i’m here for the memes, and the banter aka “the bantz”

I describe myself as chaotic-good according to DnD. I have lived in both Australia and New Zealand.

I work in IT as software QA, though I much rather go back to school for psychology and go into research psych. I am a mental health advocate and am absolutely respectful of safe spaces, and will always communicate needs and boundaries as best as i can. I hope that feeling is mutual and can be reciprocated. basically a requirement I have for this post.

I don’t want to give too much away,

I play ocarina, yes I do know Zelda songs, yes I will play them, and yes I take requests for basically any song (i can play by ear, but am very amateur at the instrument despite playing for a few years).

I am into gaming, my PC is broken though, so right now i have been playing the switch a bit.

I am interested in talking about topics related to spirituality, psychology, reality, and existentialism. For the astrologically inclined, I am an Aquarius sun, Taurus moon, Cancer rising, with a whole lot of Capricorn in the 6th house. I am also a reiki practitioner.

other things i am into:

• music: classic rock and vaporwave
• tv: seinfeld (can quote it in my sleep…sometimes i use it to fall asleep), curb your enthusiasm, always sunny, better call saul/breaking bad, south park..just to name a few
• american football. i’m a self deprecating suffering new york jets fan. I can get along with any fan of any other team…patriots might be tough though….just kidding.

as far as requirements for you: - within age range of 30-40 (no exceptions) -good communicator - will need to verify yourself at some point. this is non-negotiable. there are so many fakes on reddit/internet… - is willing to voice chat and message somewhat consistently - able to voice chat soon. if the vibe is solid then we can move to another app.

bonus points: - play an instrument (lets jam!) - are from Australia or New Zealand - seinfeld fan - that alone can create one of the best of connections

I am cool about timezones.

So as long as you fulfill those requirements, Please don’t hesitate to reach out by chat message if this post resonates. To know you read this far, in your message please include your age, timezone/location, and your second favorite color…as well as a message with effort and not just “hey”. I wont reply to low effort messages nor messages that do not have the required things to include. bonus points go to voice messages in replies

here’s the audio, I’m having one of those days but that won’t prevent me from rambling about nothing https://vocaroo.com/1k1bxjrp1FmJ

have a great day!