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39 [M4F] That Whole Dying Along Thing-Chicago
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VulgarGentleman is a male age 39 looking for a female
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So, I'm a single dude with big shoulders from the City of the Big Shoulders. I guess I'm tall. I don't think I am but a lady asked me to reach something for her at the grocery store last week. I have a short beard. I'm slightly round in appearance but well-rounded in my interests. I like crossword puzzles, animals (pet owner), devouring books (yes I literally eat them), sportsball (NFL, college football, and soccer), video games, putzing around in my garage, arguing about the mundane, the outdoors, travel, binging Netflix, listening to interesting podcasts...wait. Dear God I'm a basic bro!

Here's a weird thing about me: I enjoy cleaning. No, I won't come and clean your place for you. Well, maybe if baked treats were involved. Yes, that's code. For baked treats.

I'm working on painting the interior of my house right now. Who has the job of coming up with all these different names for the shades of color? I had no idea Egg Shell was a hue. What a racket. Ever notice when you go to Home Depot and want to find something none of the employees are ever around?

I'm not expecting star-crossed love or a deep, meaningful, emotional connection with someone on here. Let's just dive in and see what happens. I enjoy intelligent women with a gift for wit and sarcasm and that have a passion for something. Old or young. Thick or thin. Looks are a factor, sure, but they only get you in the front door. Personality is what keeps you around.

Save me from my basicness!

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a male
Age
39
Looking For
a female
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8 months ago