I choo-choo-choose you!

Look, I probably won’t change your life but I will fix your computer. At least you get something out of it…

I’m Carter. Earlier last year, I moved from NYC back to Australia (where I grew up). We’re in the height of our summer now and it’s unbearably hot.

When I’m not singing along (terribly) and dancing (embarrassingly) to music on my headphones, you’ll find me on a run, working out, playing tennis, working or watching The Office reruns. In a constant mental battle between van-life, running away to a cabin in rural Europe or working hard to climb the corporate ladder.

Looking for someone to chat with (open to voice and video but let’s just start with good old text chats). A conversation packed with sarcasm and a sprinkle of existential dread. Again, I don’t mind where you are in the world - different culture and people are always interesting!

Let’s share memes, music and photos of our days. Make silly puns, vent… whatever really. The song I’m vibing out to today is Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney. You’re welcome for the nostalgia.

As for what this looks like long term? I’m not sure. Ideally you’ll stick around, we’ll get along great and distract each other from the monotony of our day to day lives and get each other through 2024 and beyond. At a bare minimum, I’m here to solve any computer problem so what is there to lose?

I find it easiest to get to know someone through people who already know them. Here’s some testimonials:

“Wouldn’t know a hard days work if it hit him in the face but boy can he fix a computer.” - Pop

“Tell your internet friends you’re a sweet and handsome young man.” - Grandma

“He’s the best. He plays games with me.” - Nephew (5)

Oh and here’s a photo of me to put a face to the name.

If you’ve read this far, send a message or chat and let’s talk! Take care and stay safe.