Where are you? I’m getting awfully impatient waiting, I’ve got arguments to create out of nothing and you’ve got dishes to wash!
I’m 5’4 & a BBW (the second B is subjective so you can decide) but shrinking… and very happy about it.
Dark brown eyes that turn maple syrup coloured in the sun, I smell like vanilla usually and my hair changes monthly so you’ll get a new personality each time… yay!
My ideal headache would be over the age of 40 & tall so when I’m angry I can look up at him and from his perspective I look like a stroppy brat. A great sense of humour and a positive outlook on life despite all the crap that goes on!
I’ve been single for a while and enjoyed it, now I’m ready (kinda) to settle down, annoy someone, pop a few babies out and grow old disgracefully, are you? If so, hit up my inbox!
Please be UK based (I’m in the midlands) and I’d really appreciate a photo and a brief description of you and what you’re like!
Here’s me; https://imgur.com/a/EnWLHe1
Thanks for reading 🥳
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