...Well actually I sort of need your help I guess unless I suddenly evolve to reproduce asexually via mitosis.

I just want to find someone worth adoring the hell out of and loving.

Then you could say that to at least one person, you are the most important person in the world. Because that is what you'd become if you stole away my heart. All you'd really have to do is ask for it too, because I am ready to give it away to someone who will be careful with it.

Talkative and animated would be two good words to describe me. I have a habit of never shutting the fuck up so hopefully you don't either. Always kind of confuses me when someone messages me and then barely says anything. You'll tell Them a story that meant something to you. Then get "Oh that's cool".

I can't be the only one who gets annoyed by that. So don't be that person! Never really went for the whole "pretty airhead" vibe. Intelligent conversation is sexy.

Give me details! I want them all. Every last one of them because I actually care and want to know these things even if you think it's stupid. If you don't tell me anything about you then I am probably not gonna reply.

I'd appreciate a picture too. I find it hard to be interested in someone if I don't know what they look like. I have my face on my profile banner and will also send you one.

Funny thing that makes me smile on here- I have learned that I am much better looking than the average dude on Reddit. Why? Because I have had about 5 people block me thinking it was a catfish. Made me feel annoyed but also kind of good. Like a fucked up way of complimenting me.

But I am indeed real I promise. More than willing to video chat or something.

In the end I just want to find the only woman I ever have to meet again. I'd make a cool ass dad too but that is for later. Not exactly a deal breaker but I do want kids eventually.

I don't really have much of a family. Mostly just been me since about 9. I'd love to have one though.

Always wondered what that would be like. The world wouldn't give me one so time to make one my damn self I guess.

What about you?

What's your story. Let's talk about it.