Well, I'm going to start with the bad news:
✨I'm looking for a relationship, not sex
✨I am divorced (but it was an amicable split at least? 😊)
✨I wear far too much tie-dye
✨I'm probably not what you would consider to be conventionally beautiful (but I'm still cute, at least I think so 😅)

The good news?
✨I'm a real woman who will actually talk with you (no boring and dry one word responses)
✨I'm not overweight
✨I have no kids so I have plenty of time for you
✨I think I look pretty damn good for being 44 if I do say so myself 😄
✨I'm only 4'10" so I'm super cute and petite and will give you alllllll the lap cuddles you want

So here is a little bit about me:
✨Irish and Italian, which means I'm feisty and scrappy with an intense passion for life
✨I live in New England (Massachusetts to be at least slightly more exact, but closer to CT than Boston)
✨free spirit, unconventional hippie chick with a deep faith in God
✨artist and writer, currently trying to break into writing and illustrating graphic novels
✨deaf/hard of hearing (but I do speak and I only know a little bit of sign language)
✨animal and nature lover who is currently owned by an adorably floofy cat who I'm happy to share pictures of if you ask
✨I own a successful business
✨I also love adventures, and going on road trips with you would be awesome

I'm open to being with someone younger than me. Not scandalously young, but if you are in your 30's you are welcome to say hi. I'm not all burned out on life like most people my age are. I still believe in good things, and try my best to maintain a positive and sunny outlook. Oh, and I don't sleep around, nor do I date just to date, and I never have. So my heart is still very much open to love.

As far as physical type goes, I definitely have a thing for blondes and redheads. The longer your hair is the better, and blue eyes make me weak in the knees. I love facial hair, especially beards, and a little chubby/dad bod is 😍 Also, short guys are very welcome-- I don't want to have to stand on a stepladder to hug and kiss you, haha. And if you're a Scorpio/Cancer/Taurus/Capricorn, my sweet Pisces self just wants to love all over you 😊💕

I'll also let you in on a little secret I don't usually share with anyone: I'm a strong independent #girlboss kind of lady but I still long for someone to take care of me. And I don't mean that I want to sit around on the couch all day and eat bon-bons while my man does everything. I can take care of myself just fine, and I pride myself in doing so. It seems like I've been fighting one way or another my whole life just to survive if I'm being honest.

But I'm tired of just surviving, and I'm definitely tired of fighting through everything alone. I want to settle down with someone who will love me and cherish me for who I am. Someone who enjoys taking care of his lady, and who enjoys having his lady take care of him right back.

🧞However, before you message me, just a few provisos, a little quid pro quo🧞
✨I am absolutely 100% notnotNOT (get the picture? 😊) looking for casual sex, FWB, or whatever the kids are calling it nowadays
✨If you send me a "hey" I'm assuming that means you want me to spam you with haystack pictures in return
✨If you're young enough to be my son, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg (and by the way, you were a little pitchy on that last note🎵)
✨Also I'm assuming if you message me, you actually want a response, yes? So write me a thoughtful message based off of this specific post (no short spammy messages, but no long copy paste spammy messages either, 'cause me no likey your spammy, it no makey me feel good 😸)

But other than that, I'm pretty open to you and however you want to make yourself known to me. I know you're out there, I just hope we find each other before we both hit the retirement home? 👴💞👵